The Playboy Savored Seduction by Shirley Jump
Author:Shirley Jump [Jump, Shirley]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: daddy, fish out of water, chick lit romantic comedy, contemporary romance and sex, workplace romance, kindle romance books, happily ever after romance, true love, alpha hero, father, workplace, opposites attract, beauty and the beast, pasta, model, chick l
ISBN: 9781937776664
Publisher: TKA Distribution
Published: 2014-02-28T05:00:00+00:00
2 cups flour
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 ¼ cups strong brewed coffee
¼ cup brandy
5 ounces unsweetened chocolate
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
2 eggs
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
Frosting:
1 pound confectioners' sugar
1/3 cup cocoa
1 cup melted butter
1 teaspoon vanilla
Oh, dear, itâs all a big muddled mess now. If that man had one smart bone in his body, he could have avoided all of this. But no, he had to go and lose the one thing you held dear in your living room. Deep breaths. Again.
Letâs make a cake. Weâll all feel better then. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and grease a 3-quart bundt pan, then dust it with cocoa powder. Sift the flour, salt and baking powder together. A lumpy cake will only make everyone more miserable.
Combine the coffee, brandy and butter in a double boiler, whisking occasionally. Then put it all into a bigger bowl (donât worry about the dishes; if your man loves you, he will have installed a dishwasher, thus saving you the toil of doing them yourself) and beat in the sugar, then add the dry ingredients.
Pour the mix into the pan and bake for 40-45 minutes. While youâre waiting, have a seat at the table and make a list of all the ways heâs wronged you in nearly 30 years of marriage. Get an extra sheet of paper if you must.
When the cake is cool, unmold it and then start the frosting. Beat all ingredients together until smooth, then spread it on the cake. Donât bother serving this to anyone. After the day youâve had, youâre going to need to eat the whole darn thing.
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